Saturday, 2 August 2014

Sonic Fans Do Not Read This Must See Article Hastag YOLO

The following message is perhaps the most serious of the 300+ blog posts I've published thus far, and it concerns the fate of the entire world as we know it.

As is known to all, there is a civil war raging between two immensely powerful factions of the globally recognised and feared cult known simply as "The Sonic Fanbase". No one knows from where these righteous warriors appeared, or what the ending of the civil war will bring, but each member of each faction selflessly gives their lives to fight the good fight.

One side wishes for the freedom to wander the wastelands in search of their promised land, "Sonic Adventure 3". The other side recognises the plights of the former, but insist that all Sonic fans look to the the past, in order to see the future, and wish for a "classic Sonic 3D action game".

But those who stand on the outside, observing, spectating, speculating, these individuals feel the incessant need to ridicule the trials and tribulations of the oppressed Sonic fanbase. With this in mind, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the most heinous piece of writing I have ever laid eyes on, by the most despicable author to ever walk the earth.

Please, if you're a Sonic fan, whatever you do, don't read this article:

Top 10 Worst Sonic Characters REDUX


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